Tuesday, January 15, 2008

Things We Don't Miss About Steel Town

  1. Never heard of Wi-Fi.
  2. Girls who party with catheter bags strapped to their legs so they don't have to stop and pee.
  3. The use of the word Nigger.
  4. No Starbucks
  5. Chewing tobacco and chain smoking.
  6. Using a dead cat for a soccer ball.
  7. People who say "Ore-Gone"
  8. Drinking at 10 a.m.
  9. Polluted rivers.
  10. Never heard of recycling.


Flutephobia said...

Ore-Gone is bad. Ahra-Gahn is worse.
Orygun. Ore-eh-gun. Oh, sweet Oregon.

Anonymous said...

10am drinking has it's place.