- Never heard of Wi-Fi.
- Girls who party with catheter bags strapped to their legs so they don't have to stop and pee.
- The use of the word Nigger.
- No Starbucks
- Chewing tobacco and chain smoking.
- Using a dead cat for a soccer ball.
- People who say "Ore-Gone"
- Drinking at 10 a.m.
- Polluted rivers.
- Never heard of recycling.
2 comments:
Ore-Gone is bad. Ahra-Gahn is worse.
Orygun. Ore-eh-gun. Oh, sweet Oregon.
10am drinking has it's place.
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