...at girls who wear glasses. Recently overheard at dinner:
"I've been thinking I should get that laser surgery. You know, the one for eyes. Wearing glasses in this weather is a drag."
"You don't sound too enthusiastic. Don't you think I'll look better?"
"Well...I suppose. It's just that..."
"It's just that...that, I think your glasses make you look hot."
"Hot? Seriously? You don't think I look like a librarian?"
"Well, yeah, but that's kind of the point. You're the librarian...and I'm...I'm the guy who's late returning his books."
"Ahhhh, you've been bad."
"In fact, I think I wrote in some of those books. In ink."
"Oh that's bad. Very bad. You need to be punished."